Today I am superwoman.

I folded and enveloped 250 letters without a papercut. Started the first woodfire of the season after gathering sticks and random blocks of wood in the dark (ran out of gas for the heater). Gave scritches to seven sheep all at once. Picked the world's biggest punkini. Milked at 8pm with no fuss by headband torch.

And I untarped, de-tentpegged and rolled a round bale ALL BY MYSELF. Got it out of the saltbush pen, through the gate, across the paddock and onto a pallet, cut off the net and put a bale ring around it by myself in the dark. Beat that Lara Croft !